we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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