dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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