Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
