Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
A+ Viking dick
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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