just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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