yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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