I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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