How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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