ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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