New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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