I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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