why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
In other news, I just burned my penis
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I had to cum in my sink.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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