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i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.

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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl

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(361): View more from Texas

Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?

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(914): View more from New York

I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list

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(330): View more from Ohio

literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..

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(678): View more from Georgia

He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.

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