Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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