we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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