he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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