...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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