jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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