You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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