sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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