matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I need to calm my uterus...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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