her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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