he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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