we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
