I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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