i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We just shotgunned beers for America
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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