woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's shark week go big or go home
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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