goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
