I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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