drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Randomize
