when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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