um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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