dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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