I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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