he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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