She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I've blown a few things in my day
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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