Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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