yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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