Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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