even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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