Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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