Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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