so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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