dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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