haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need water and some morals
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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