i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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