Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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