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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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