Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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