We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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